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Archive for March, 2007
ninja times
Everybody knows ninjas are the best.
Some would say that pirates are better.
But then they’re not ninjas.
Then theres the middle ground of awesomeness, the Ninja-Pirates and Pirate-Ninjas. Though these aren’t the pure breeds. So we’re left with ninja’s at the top of the proverbial pile of awesomness.
The only thing cooler than a pure breed ninja is, I don’t know, a robot pirate ninja vampire that can fly.
But apart from that, ninja’s are top. And, while ninja’s don’t actually need to eat, if they did, they would probably eat at a place like this.
I know I would.
NINJA’S AWAY!!!
how to unchop a tree
Start with the leaves, the small twigs, and the nests that have been shaken, ripped, or broken off by the fall; these must be gathered and attached once again to their respective places. It is not arduous work, unless major limbs have been smashed or mutilated. If the fall was carefully and correctly planned, the chances of anything of the kind happening will have been reduced.
Again, much depends upon the size, age, shape, and species of the tree. Still, you will be lucky if you can get through this stages without having to use machinery. Even in the best of circumstances it is a labor that will make you wish often that you had won the favor of the universe of ants, the empire of mice, or at least a local tribe of squirrels, and could enlist their labors and their talents. But no, they leave you to it. They have learned, with time.
