I would like to meet the man who originally envisioned that exploding the rotting carcass of a whale might be a reasonable way to dispose of a body.

I would like to meet him, and shake his hand. He’s done us all a great service. If not for him, I could of gone to my grave never knowing what 20 tons of exploded rotting blubber flying through the air might look like.

I can’t say that it would of really bothered me not knowing that, but still. Something to tell the grand kids.